Economics

- Would you rather have $10 of candy or have $50?
- $10 of candy!

Exclamation

My job is NOT MATH!!!

Cats

Cats don't understand things. They only understand hugging.

Giant Planet

- If there was a giant planet, we would be very very ANGRY!
- Why would we be angry?
- Because we wouldn't be able to find our house!

Little Nietzsche

Dad, I don't like when you win, but when you win, I get stronger.

Stuffed animals

This rabbit's name is Ketchup, and this tiger's name is Mustard. Their last names are MooTV and FishBooty.

Knives

What if you cut a knife with another knife?

Nametag

- Mom, I don't need this nametag on my umbrella.
- Why not?
- I already know my name!

Macaroni

- The rain is making smoke come off the road!
- That's steam.
- It's macaroni falling on the road!

More Brain

- Daddy, I found a number: 344!
- Where?
- In my head.
- You have numbers in your head?
- Yeah. My brain shows them to me.

Cheerios, Spaghetti-O's, ...

Pistachios? What does "pistachi" mean?

Life Savers

Do they really save people?

My Brain

My brain is silly. He keeps biting my ear!

Mom

My Mom was right. My Mom is always right.

Hypotheticals

What if everybody in the world yawned at the same time?

What if we had 170 years for making things?

My Skeleton

How did it get in there?

Bubblewrap

Bubblewrap is very loud, and it makes your brain feel good.

Lions

C: Lions are pretend.
Mom: No, lions are real; they just live far away.
C: Lions live in Canada!

Corn

Mom: What is corn syrup?
C: It's syrup with corn in it!

Tickle socks

Socks are okay to throw, because they are soft... and tickle-y!

Of Montreal

You can't smell the ocean in your hair 'cause you don't have a nose in your hair!

Sick

I've been blessyouing a lot.

Michi

Michi is a sweet cat, but when she is mean she is *NOT* a sweet cat!

Cars

Cars are bigger than persons. Cars are big machines.

Star Trek

Why has no one gone before?

Worst name ever

'Musty Smell' - Is that a restaurant?

Thoughts in the parking garage

You can't trip over a car. A car is too big! But if you fell on top you'd need a ladder to get down.

Lunch

Do doctors need lunch?

Posthumous birthdays

If you have a birthday when you're dead, you won't get a birthday because you are dead.

Space

Why is space way up in the sky?

Ornithology

Geese are all friends, but some want to be alone. Birds like to be by themselves because they're scared of different colored birds.

Meteorology

How do you get clouds down from the sky? You use a basket balloon. When you let go, they'll go back up.

Human Anatomy

My legs won't come off because they're squished together.

Sweet Dreams

Sometimes my dreams are real. I'm dreaming about markers on your teeth! I'm dreaming about glass breaking!

10

If you're 10 then you get bigger and bigger and bigger and you can eat more stuff than ever!

Pointing to R2-D2

Look Dad, there's one of those fish tanks!

More Astronomy

The planet and the Moon are following us!

Astronomy

Look, Mom, part of the moon is out! And I can see one of the stars up in space!

Snow

You could be a snow climber and go up on the mountain and slide down on your sleigh.

Shopkeeper

- Mom, we should make our house a buying place!
- What do you mean?
- We can line things up, and people would come and buy them! We could sell lots of donuts!

Relativity

As my feet get bigger and bigger my shoes will shrink.

Alone

I'm all alone in here with everybody else.

Pointing at Antarctica

This is the dirt of the ocean.

The gastric system

There's a light in my tummy so the food can see.

Comparing heights

I'm halfway to a grownup!

Fundamental Question

Why is water wet?

Bouncing on the bed

I am a sandwich! I am a kitty! I am a pancake guy!

00000000

zzzzzeeeeeerrrrrrooooooo

Weather

The wind waters your eyes.

I'm Rich

I have thirty million money. I will give it to you.

So much to learn

How do stickers get made? Do they stick to the radiator because there is a magnet? No? Oh, because they have a lot of stick.

In the bath

I have to wash all my bones - my bones are all dirty!

The anatomy of ketchup

Mom: "You have ketchup on your forehead."
Calvin: "But I didn't wipe any up there!"
Mom: "Well it must have jumped up there somehow..."
Calvin: "Ketchup doesn't have legs!!"

99999999

Mom: "What is this number?"
Calvin: "niiiiiiinnnnne."

Interior Design

There will be tacks everywhere, and it will be very beautiful.

Juicy

Calvin: "Why are people so juicy?"
Mom: "What?"
Calvin: "Spiders think they are."

Forced to Work Two Jobs

My job is to play with Cole. My second job is to find Cole when he runs away.

The Creative Process

Dad: "What are you building?"
Calvin: "I don't know. I have to finish building it first."

h(t)=h(t) for all t

I'm still as tall as me.

Life on the moon

If people stand on the bottom of the moon then they have to be glued down on their feet to stick to the moon.