Tuesday, August 23, 2011


Remember the earthquake in Japan? It was so major. First there was an earthquake, then a salami.

Monday, July 4, 2011

False Advertising

Happy Meals never make me happy.

Thursday, June 23, 2011


Dad: We have something for your bag lunch today - a spring roll!
Calvin: do you have duck sauce?

Sunday, May 15, 2011


Stop! Stop! Stop! That's hilarious but stop!

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

C: How smart are the French?
Dad: Just as smart as everybody else.
C: In that movie they didn't seem very smart.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Sign of future cannibalism?

(while poking own face) "what is the human meat called?"

Sunday, January 30, 2011

New house rule

Mustaches do not go on the wall.

- Mom