Saturday, February 28, 2009


Bubblewrap is very loud, and it makes your brain feel good.

Thursday, February 26, 2009


C: Lions are pretend.
Mom: No, lions are real; they just live far away.
C: Lions live in Canada!

Sunday, February 22, 2009


Mom: What is corn syrup?
C: It's syrup with corn in it!

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Tickle socks

Socks are okay to throw, because they are soft... and tickle-y!

Monday, February 16, 2009

Of Montreal

You can't smell the ocean in your hair 'cause you don't have a nose in your hair!


I've been blessyouing a lot.

Sunday, February 15, 2009


Michi is a sweet cat, but when she is mean she is *NOT* a sweet cat!


Cars are bigger than persons. Cars are big machines.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Star Trek

Why has no one gone before?

Monday, February 9, 2009

Worst name ever

'Musty Smell' - Is that a restaurant?

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Thoughts in the parking garage

You can't trip over a car. A car is too big! But if you fell on top you'd need a ladder to get down.


Do doctors need lunch?

Posthumous birthdays

If you have a birthday when you're dead, you won't get a birthday because you are dead.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009


Why is space way up in the sky?


Geese are all friends, but some want to be alone. Birds like to be by themselves because they're scared of different colored birds.


How do you get clouds down from the sky? You use a basket balloon. When you let go, they'll go back up.

Human Anatomy

My legs won't come off because they're squished together.