Saturday, March 28, 2009


- Would you rather have $10 of candy or have $50?
- $10 of candy!


My job is NOT MATH!!!

Thursday, March 26, 2009


Cats don't understand things. They only understand hugging.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Giant Planet

- If there was a giant planet, we would be very very ANGRY!
- Why would we be angry?
- Because we wouldn't be able to find our house!

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Little Nietzsche

Dad, I don't like when you win, but when you win, I get stronger.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Stuffed animals

This rabbit's name is Ketchup, and this tiger's name is Mustard. Their last names are MooTV and FishBooty.


What if you cut a knife with another knife?


- Mom, I don't need this nametag on my umbrella.
- Why not?
- I already know my name!


- The rain is making smoke come off the road!
- That's steam.
- It's macaroni falling on the road!

Thursday, March 12, 2009

More Brain

- Daddy, I found a number: 344!
- Where?
- In my head.
- You have numbers in your head?
- Yeah. My brain shows them to me.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Cheerios, Spaghetti-O's, ...

Pistachios? What does "pistachi" mean?

Friday, March 6, 2009

Life Savers

Do they really save people?

My Brain

My brain is silly. He keeps biting my ear!


My Mom was right. My Mom is always right.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009


What if everybody in the world yawned at the same time?

What if we had 170 years for making things?

Sunday, March 1, 2009

My Skeleton

How did it get in there?