Saturday, June 27, 2009

Life Goal

I wish I could be a callapillar.

Friday, June 26, 2009


I can read now.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Watching Popcorn Pop

I wish I could turn inside out.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009


Dad, do you like my idea? You can have it. Keep it. Keep it in your head.

Monday, June 15, 2009

The Elderly

When you're 100, you can't fit in any cars and you have to walk everywhere because you're too tall to fit.

Sunday, June 14, 2009


This is dark gray, this is light gray, this is light white, and this is dark white.

Apple juice

Red apples make red apple juice and green apples make green apple juice!

Pancake mix

C: there is pancake mix in the pancakes!
Mom: what do you think the pancake mix is made of?
C: pancakes!

The Hot Chocolate Sat Out All Night

Mom: is it still good?
Calvin: yes, it's still brown.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Dull Pens

Mom! What if there were PEN sharpeners?!

Sunday, June 7, 2009

More Cards

This is the King of Apples.


It's the King of Shamrocks.


I'm riding a two-wheel unicycle!

Candy on a high shelf

- Calvin, why are all these laundry baskets and pillows in a stack?
- I was NOT trying to get something.