Saturday, October 31, 2009

Children's Song

Blah, blah, black sheep, have you any wool?

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Pirate knifes

Dad! Did you know this? Pirate knifes are really knives for Pirates!

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Home Sweet Home

Why is Virginia so beautiful?

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Facts of Life

Daddy, my computer stopped working and now I have to start my email all over again!

Friday, October 23, 2009

Squirrels Eat Acorns

Squirrels eat walnuts, too, and coconuts!


Walnuts turn into coconuts.

Computer Lessons

C: The cats teached me.
Dad: What did they teach you?
C: How to use a computer.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

The Moon

See? The moon is made of cheese! A piece just fell in my mouth. It's cheddar!

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Lego Building

C: I can build it however I want.
Dad: You're right. I don't want to squash your creative spirit.
C: Dad, you squashed my creative spearmint.

Mom's Morning Breath

Mom, your breath smells like potatoes.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

When I Eat Food

It all tastes the same, except for things I don't like.

Monday, October 5, 2009

When I Grow Up

I want to be a policeman.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

The Golden Rule

Do the things that you really want other people to do.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Waiting for minor bump-removal surgery

Mom: Do you have any questions?
C, excited: Yes! Are they going to take out my eyeballs?


When a comet hits the Earth, it's called the golf of America.