Monday, September 28, 2009

Place settings

There are two forks so you can eat with both hands!

Saturday, September 19, 2009

More Afterlife

Did you know if you die the dinosaurs will come back?

Thursday, September 17, 2009


C: Cats don't know anything, Dad.
Dad: Yes, they do.
C: They don't know anything about Star Wars!

At Chili's

C: What are those? Are they for decoration?
Dad: They're gift cards.
C: Yeah, if you get married here, they give you one of those for a gift.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009


C: I'm going to be grown up really really soon!

Dad: No, it'll take many years.

C: I have fun being a kid. I get to play and not go to work.


I'm so silly. My brain doesn't think right.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009


When you die, the houses all get old and then they fall down.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Stormy Sky

If the sky opened up then all the planets and stars would fall down to Earth.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

We don't want to know

Am I good at eating plastic?