Monday, November 30, 2009

On YouTube

I wanna watch the dinosaurs get killed!

Sunday, November 29, 2009


Mom: Calvin, could you --
Mom: Don't scream when I'm screaming, Calvin.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009


Mom: Calvin, what would you like to see in our house that isn't there now?

Calvin: Trilobites!

Wednesday, November 18, 2009


C: Mom, Daddy is older than you, even though you're taller.
Mom: That's true. Will I ever be older than Daddy, or will he always be older?
C: When he dies, you'll come older.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Stacking the Committee

At my birthday party, I'll choose who picks the game.

Looking at His Letter to Santa

He'll say "Ho ho ho! Which one should I pick?"

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Really thirsty

When I'm really thirsty, I can drink a lot more than I need!

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Trying to learn the golden rule

Mom: Calvin, I think you should learn about Immanuel Kant. Say there's a knock at your grandmother's door...
C: There's a knock at my grandmother's door.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Redistribution of Wealth

Mommy, when you have too much money that means you give some of the money to me.