Looking at the Star Trek Calendar

C: What's this day say?
Dad: It's Majel Barrett's birthday.
C: Ooh! Did we get an invitation?

Knives

You guys almost never get cut by knives.

Skunks

Skunks spray tomato juice.

Units Part 2

Look at how tall that is. It's like seven milliliters tall.

Block of swiss at the deli counter

Mom, that is the cheese that MICE eat! Mice LOVE that cheese!!