Saturday, January 31, 2009

Sweet Dreams

Sometimes my dreams are real. I'm dreaming about markers on your teeth! I'm dreaming about glass breaking!


If you're 10 then you get bigger and bigger and bigger and you can eat more stuff than ever!

Pointing to R2-D2

Look Dad, there's one of those fish tanks!

Friday, January 30, 2009

More Astronomy

The planet and the Moon are following us!


Look, Mom, part of the moon is out! And I can see one of the stars up in space!

Tuesday, January 27, 2009


You could be a snow climber and go up on the mountain and slide down on your sleigh.

Sunday, January 25, 2009


- Mom, we should make our house a buying place!
- What do you mean?
- We can line things up, and people would come and buy them! We could sell lots of donuts!

Thursday, January 22, 2009


As my feet get bigger and bigger my shoes will shrink.


I'm all alone in here with everybody else.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Pointing at Antarctica

This is the dirt of the ocean.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

The gastric system

There's a light in my tummy so the food can see.

Comparing heights

I'm halfway to a grownup!

Fundamental Question

Why is water wet?

Bouncing on the bed

I am a sandwich! I am a kitty! I am a pancake guy!

Saturday, January 17, 2009



Friday, January 16, 2009


The wind waters your eyes.

I'm Rich

I have thirty million money. I will give it to you.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

So much to learn

How do stickers get made? Do they stick to the radiator because there is a magnet? No? Oh, because they have a lot of stick.

Monday, January 12, 2009

In the bath

I have to wash all my bones - my bones are all dirty!

Sunday, January 11, 2009

The anatomy of ketchup

Mom: "You have ketchup on your forehead."
Calvin: "But I didn't wipe any up there!"
Mom: "Well it must have jumped up there somehow..."
Calvin: "Ketchup doesn't have legs!!"


Mom: "What is this number?"
Calvin: "niiiiiiinnnnne."

Friday, January 9, 2009

Interior Design

There will be tacks everywhere, and it will be very beautiful.

Thursday, January 8, 2009


Calvin: "Why are people so juicy?"
Mom: "What?"
Calvin: "Spiders think they are."

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Forced to Work Two Jobs

My job is to play with Cole. My second job is to find Cole when he runs away.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

The Creative Process

Dad: "What are you building?"
Calvin: "I don't know. I have to finish building it first."

h(t)=h(t) for all t

I'm still as tall as me.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Life on the moon

If people stand on the bottom of the moon then they have to be glued down on their feet to stick to the moon.