Disaster

Remember the earthquake in Japan? It was so major. First there was an earthquake, then a salami.

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False Advertising

Happy Meals never make me happy.

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Epicure

Dad: We have something for your bag lunch today - a spring roll!
Calvin: do you have duck sauce?

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Funny

Stop! Stop! Stop! That's hilarious but stop!

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

C: How smart are the French?
Dad: Just as smart as everybody else.
C: In that movie they didn't seem very smart.

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Sign of future cannibalism?

(while poking own face) "what is the human meat called?"

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New house rule

Mustaches do not go on the wall.

- Mom

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