Stu at the Vet

I know how they make him younger - they take out his bones and give him littler bones.

Memories of Oscar

Oscar got ran over by a car, and I had to stay in the house alone for a while.

The colors of McDonald's

Mom, did you know this? McDonald's restaurants are painted in the colors of ranch, ketchup, and mustard!

Sometime in the future

If you stick your hand in this bucket, I'll give you 17 dollars sometime in the future!

Um... no?

Heard yelling from upstairs: Can I ride this motorcycle down the stairs?

A Sad Truth

Looking at an illustration of beef cuts: "Cows give us gifts when we kill them!"

Melting Snow

Look! Life is coming for grass!