Playing a Toy Horn

Dad: That's really loud.
C: Did it scare your ears?

Memory

Mom: You have a really good memory!
C: I have a book of things we've done in my brain.

Pun

[Puts Lego hair on a Lego airplane]

Look, Mommy, it's a hairplane!

Magic

I'm going to make a Lego zombie and then call a fairy to make it come alive at night.

Lego Traveler Set

C: The suitcase has secret papers in it.
Dad: Spy papers?
C: No, papers with math on them. He's going to the conference.

Yarn Store

I loooove seeing yarn rolled up!

I Built a Truck

Bills

Everybody hates bills! Sending money to companies... And you have to do it!

Units

That's a lot of jelly Mommy got. It's like a whole mile of jelly.

Bush/Cheney, Shorter Version

I'm trickier than Cole. I'll blow up his house first.