Watching Mom play Rock Band

Mom, get to the end and win! Mom, don't miss any notes! Mom, go really fast!

Travel advice

Mom! Don't go to planets that have air that is poison! You can't see poison!

Star Wars fighting with Daddy

Darth Vader, are you okay? Darth Vader needs a hug!

Morning numbers

My favorite number is 255!
Also my favorite is two hundred fifty-teeth. That is a good number for the morning because it has teeth!

After seeing Han Solo get carbon-frozen

Mom! Some people do that just for decoration!

Dirty

Dad: It's too dirty.
C: But I wiped it off with my hand!
Dad: But it's still dirty.
C: No it isn't. That's just mold.

Dark pounds

Light means just a little pounds, so DARK pounds is a LOT of pounds!

Darth Vader

Darth Vader loves kittens!

Ontology

Mom: it was before you were on this Earth, before you were even in my belly.
C: Was I out in space?

Grocery store lobster tank

(Looking at the seasonings near the lobster tank)

- Mom! Is that lobster food?
- ummm...

(Later on, after a little talk)

- But how do you make them stop moving?

Breathing Fire

- Why do people breathe air and dragons breathe fire?
- What do you think, Calvin?
- Because people are good and dragons are bad.

Madagascar

Dad: What movie did you see?
C: Madagascar. There weren't any cars in it.

Ice People

Only Ice People can walk on water. Ice People that are alive.

Our kitten Blue

Did you know? One time - I hugged Blue sooooo hard - that he squeaked!

Babies

Mom! Did you know babies are smaller than big big rocks?

LEGO sculpture

I *love* this! When you love something, you should break it apart. Then you can put it back together!