Life Goal

I wish I could be a callapillar.

Announcement

I can read now.

Watching Popcorn Pop

I wish I could turn inside out.

Idea

Dad, do you like my idea? You can have it. Keep it. Keep it in your head.

The Elderly

When you're 100, you can't fit in any cars and you have to walk everywhere because you're too tall to fit.

Shades

This is dark gray, this is light gray, this is light white, and this is dark white.

Apple juice

Red apples make red apple juice and green apples make green apple juice!

Pancake mix

C: there is pancake mix in the pancakes!
Mom: what do you think the pancake mix is made of?
C: pancakes!

The Hot Chocolate Sat Out All Night

Mom: is it still good?
Calvin: yes, it's still brown.

Dull Pens

Mom! What if there were PEN sharpeners?!

More Cards

This is the King of Apples.

Cards

It's the King of Shamrocks.

Bicycle

I'm riding a two-wheel unicycle!

Candy on a high shelf

- Calvin, why are all these laundry baskets and pillows in a stack?
- I was NOT trying to get something.