Economics

- Would you rather have $10 of candy or have $50?
- $10 of candy!

Exclamation

My job is NOT MATH!!!

Cats

Cats don't understand things. They only understand hugging.

Giant Planet

- If there was a giant planet, we would be very very ANGRY!
- Why would we be angry?
- Because we wouldn't be able to find our house!

Little Nietzsche

Dad, I don't like when you win, but when you win, I get stronger.

Stuffed animals

This rabbit's name is Ketchup, and this tiger's name is Mustard. Their last names are MooTV and FishBooty.

Knives

What if you cut a knife with another knife?

Nametag

- Mom, I don't need this nametag on my umbrella.
- Why not?
- I already know my name!

Macaroni

- The rain is making smoke come off the road!
- That's steam.
- It's macaroni falling on the road!

More Brain

- Daddy, I found a number: 344!
- Where?
- In my head.
- You have numbers in your head?
- Yeah. My brain shows them to me.

Cheerios, Spaghetti-O's, ...

Pistachios? What does "pistachi" mean?

Life Savers

Do they really save people?

My Brain

My brain is silly. He keeps biting my ear!

Mom

My Mom was right. My Mom is always right.

Hypotheticals

What if everybody in the world yawned at the same time?

What if we had 170 years for making things?

My Skeleton

How did it get in there?