Bubblewrap

Bubblewrap is very loud, and it makes your brain feel good.

Lions

C: Lions are pretend.
Mom: No, lions are real; they just live far away.
C: Lions live in Canada!

Corn

Mom: What is corn syrup?
C: It's syrup with corn in it!

Tickle socks

Socks are okay to throw, because they are soft... and tickle-y!

Of Montreal

You can't smell the ocean in your hair 'cause you don't have a nose in your hair!

Sick

I've been blessyouing a lot.

Michi

Michi is a sweet cat, but when she is mean she is *NOT* a sweet cat!

Cars

Cars are bigger than persons. Cars are big machines.

Star Trek

Why has no one gone before?

Worst name ever

'Musty Smell' - Is that a restaurant?

Thoughts in the parking garage

You can't trip over a car. A car is too big! But if you fell on top you'd need a ladder to get down.

Lunch

Do doctors need lunch?

Posthumous birthdays

If you have a birthday when you're dead, you won't get a birthday because you are dead.

Space

Why is space way up in the sky?

Ornithology

Geese are all friends, but some want to be alone. Birds like to be by themselves because they're scared of different colored birds.

Meteorology

How do you get clouds down from the sky? You use a basket balloon. When you let go, they'll go back up.

Human Anatomy

My legs won't come off because they're squished together.